Eventually, we ended up at the campervan dealership - we end up there a lot!
We found the most adorable camper! It's only a 2 berth, but it has a shower & toilet, a fridge and a cooker! Which is all we really need because if we're going camping, the children and I will be better off in the tent anyway!
So, today Mum and I went to the bank and said "Can we borrow £16000 please?"
They said "Yes!"
They transferred the money right away and we went and bought it!
It's still at the dealership at the moment as it has to have a service and be made road legal, but we should be able to pick it up within the next week.
So if I know where you live - look out, I might just visit!